Did you know there are no calories in work related meeting food?

Exactly my friends, when you’re at an all-day work meeting with guests and someone brings out cakes and biscuits, guess what? They’re calorie-free. No calories!

No calories in work meeting food Gary Lum

Sarcasm Tags

Now should I add “sarcasm tags” to a post like this? It’s a pity there’s not sarcasm code for HTML I reckon.

So that should code as:

<sarcasm>Exactly my friends, when you’re at an all-day work meeting with guests and someone brings out cakes and biscuits, guess what? They’re calorie-free. No calories!</sarcasm>

Of Course There are bloody calories!

I mean of course that piece of cake has calories, it’s full of them and given you’re sitting on your arse all day and the only muscles being exercised are those controlling your eyelids. Then there are the biscuits and the ‘healthy’ wraps containing cured meats and sugary salty sauces.

But first coffee Gary Lum

So I spent today in a meeting. It was a good meeting. I ate biscuits, I ate cake and I ate a salami wrap.

How did you spend today?

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15 thoughts on “Did you know there are no calories in work related meeting food?

    • garydlum Post author

      If only it were true Marylin. I’d be doing as many work meetings as possible.

    • garydlum Post author

      True, not as good as home made.

    • ❤︎ Just Me ❤︎

      Every biscuit…every spongy piece of cake is honestly met with a blank stare from me.

      I never want to show the disgust and disappointment at such simple gestures, so I erase all expressions while claiming some sort of stomach something or other in order to get out of indulging! 😉

      I love this post.

    • garydlum Post author

      Thanks. On most occasions I minimise my exposure.

  1. IreneDesign2011 Reply

    It would be nice, if it was possible to choose something more healthy, I agree Gary 🙂
    I had a creative day at home.

    • garydlum Post author

      Excellent Irene, I think every day for you is a creative day 😃

    • garydlum Post author

      I assumed you scheduled your posts, but figured you have a fairly creative life.

    • IreneDesign2011

      I only schedule my posts, when I have many plans in coming days, otherwise I post, when I’m online and have something to show and when I have the needed abundance to do so. You?

    • garydlum Post author

      I rarely schedule posts, I tend to be spontaneous. The only exception is the podcast. I record on a weekend and the shows drop on Monday and Thursday.

  2. Kris Reply

    I giggled out loud when I read this!!! I am firmly convinced that the calories all leak out of broken cookies, too. Speaking of, you must be one of those chocolate chips in the cookie jar of life!

    • garydlum Post author

      Haha, thanks. I’ve never been likened to a chocolate chip in the cookie jar of life before!

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