I laughed, too!!! Names are so important. Working in schools you see how creative people become with children. One friend hated his name. His mom allowed him to choose it when he was old enough. He chose, in the wisdom of preschool, Christopher Robin. Another person we called Chris couldn’t wait to marry and change her name. She was born in December. Mary Christmas Day. Montana was popular in my son’s class. There were two, a boy and a girl. My sister goes out on a limb with names, too. Her oldest is Jacit (Jah-sit) and the 12 year old is JaLeen (jay-leen). And then there is my friend who teaches in Southern CA. He deplores the liberal use of the letter ‘Y’ in names.